2010年新版俏皮话

qinyong1217

2010年新版俏皮话
2010年新版俏皮话 ：
1.八戒，别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了.
2.每当我错过一个女孩，我就在山上放一块砖，于是，这世界便有了长城。
3.高考成绩出来了，老师长出一口气对我说：其实没考上，对你和大学都是一种幸福。
4.拜托不要叫他动脑子好不好－－左脑全是水，右脑全是面粉，不动便罢了，一动全是浆糊。
5.孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。
6.没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁。
7.我一失足成大瘸子，再回首又闪了腰。
8.我不喜欢整理房间，他们都叫我乱室英雄。
9希望似火，失望如烟，人生就是七处点火，八处冒烟……
10你说你会等我回来，你确实等了，还找了一个人一起等。

whyken

呵呵。有点意思

guozhimin253

还不错 挺逗乐

sunbang

哈哈哈，挺不错的。

zbsq

不错 挺逗乐

xzzxsun

太搞笑了 不错 顶

RZILY

有点搞笑哈哈

看看再说

有点意思。

abc21137165

Audemars Piguet watches







   Formerly were founded in 1875 the two clock factory, while the brilliant development started from 1881,

   If the table does not have outstanding technical,beyondwatch, manual and design quality, it appeared in early 1972 times, you may get a funny score. Audemars Piguet dare to risk it, positioning a classical style with gold cheap steel sports watch. The table's success was not accidental, "Royal Oak" series from the Gérald Genta ideas. As the saying goes, "Audio Bible." In short, Audemars Piguet's different series, at that time more than 200 000 the number of spread to the general population. Audemars Piguet like most of the brand, the athletes were the focus of product. The brand made by many golf players display, such as Miguel Angel Jimenez, Vijay Singh, Nick Faldo and Nora Angehrn,干燥设备, In addition, cricketer Sachin Tendulkar and car racer Rubens Barrichello also love the brand. Actress Michele Yeoh in September's Venice Film Festival, also demonstrated the Audemars Piguet watch.


Audemars Piguet table only after each engraved with maker's name, to take responsibility to ensure. In order to maintain Switzerland's reputation as the Kingdom does not fall watch, watches in Switzerland with schools to foster the necessary clock watch industry professionals. An apprentice must first complete a four-year watch the school curriculum in order to pass the watchmaker's qualifications, but to become a Master Audemars Piguet plant, it must be more to spend two years to be eligible for assigned to ultra-thin mechanical sector. Audemars Piguet plant adhere to the "old master's hands" to watch the traditional building, a hundred years as one day.


He loved the service at the world famous watch factory is very well-known, even in parts discontinued two decades, as long as there are manufacturing data query, Audemars Piguet off by the repair factories still think that, to guarantee the quality of generations purpose.

guanglinyang

还不错 挺逗乐